Name a blunt, malleable projectile moving at a relatively slow speed?

Me as an old lady cyborg?

Are you a malleable cyborg?  I guess so if you are part cheese

A piece of spat out chewing gum

What happened to HOT air balloon?   I loved that one too.

Unfortunately I can..  A guy I work with..  We call him Thrombosis...  A slow moving clot

I decided it was not really a projectile lol

Wax missile

It reminds me of picking your ear and flinging it which is really hard since that stuff is sticky.

#don't smoke it either you will not get high. 

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But gum is?  I guess when it is being spat.    I like it.

At least it was a picking bugger story.  I thought he might be a flicker.