What the foo is has happened here in the last week?

I understand Zack :) you have a big heart. People come and go on sites like this depending on what is going on in their lives. You should never take personal , aye? I am  just confused wtf happened. 

Congratulations new job!!!! :) YAY YOU !  I remember you talking about interviewing .... you must have sussed it :) 

Hardly.   I never suss anything jobwise.  I have to crawl to the top.  I am not impressive until I am confident.   But thanks. 

Meant you sussed the interview :) that's the hardest part ....rest is just show up and give a fook. you got this :)

That I did suss.  But what you don't understand and I am telling you way TMI, but that freaking interview lasted 3 weeks.  They made me go through HOOPS that no one needs to do.  Thank god I had this already in school.  The terror and the nausea of having to do a test.   I had a lot of that in the last three weeks.   That's what I meant by no suss.


But thank you for hearing me out.   Speaking of suss, how about Seuss?

i missed you too :) I'm a better person now  though .... cos I went to New Jersey so now I have a Fake Jersey  accent. I'm kinda a super hero now. I can annoy all Canadians with a single sentence.. TADA!!  I've also been awake for 72 hours so I'm kinda a big deal.... or losing my mind :) same thing ... maybe not 72 hours but at least 18 .. or something. Anyway ... I'm a super hero cowboy I said so 

BADDABING!!

You know the Jersey state mottos?

New Jersey: What's that smell?

New Jersey: Now get in the trunk.   

Lol :) I didn't see any Snookis or anything :/ I expected Everyone to be in the mob or look like cast of jersey shore.... they all just looked like me ..... that's boring. MIMOSA! 

I lost my lighter .... I'm pacing around my house like a freakin lunatic... I need 4 mimosa's STAT! :)

Isn't she a little devil?

I don't know what that means!!!! I am either too old understand  ... non up on internet lingo' or this site really is a cult with own language :/ either way I feel cold and frightened ;) 

lol Stephen King coined the term in "Dreamcatcher." It means "Same sh!t, different day." 

Gotcha :) and I learned something new today! YAY ME! :)

HI MK :) glad you're sticking around .... I'm always confused here ... maybe we can suss  this site out together .... or just go with it and fake like we have a clue what these long timers talking about :) 
We cool ;)

Fake it till we make it amirite? 

Yes :) alright alright alright ;)

...Tonight seems like a good night to watch that movie. Thanks :)

It's a great movie :) pssst they saying weird words like smegma here... i just googled the word. Pretty sure they all NUTZ here ;)