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LyricalOne

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?









Posted - August 17, 2017
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  • 44600
    Anyone got some Scotch and smokes?
      August 17, 2017 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'd ask for a pizza but I think we're on the same wavelength.  
      August 17, 2017 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    Who's the current AFL Premiers?
      August 17, 2017 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 17592
    Can I get a cup of coffee?
      August 17, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Iced or hot?   ;-)
      August 17, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM." 

     
      August 17, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You are soooo weird.
      August 17, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    After 100 years, the first thing you looked at would look good to you too. ;P
      August 17, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    With my luck, this is the first face I'd see.  







      August 17, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Hopefully, this is the first face i see....hubba hubba....;+
      August 17, 2017 6:56 PM MDT
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  • I would ask where my son is?
    Is he frozen too, can I see him?
    I would ask if it's safe to go outside, like what temperature is it?
    I would ask if I can eat something and do people still have sex and what is the the program to integrate me into a futuristic society?
    Does everyone still speak English and do they drive and do I need a job and where can I live.
    Do I have any other family frozen somewhere?
    Is my ex wife still frozen?
    Is this still the same country or are we something else now?
    Did you guys cure cancer and hiv yet?
    Why did I freeze myself, this is so weird and I miss my life.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 18, 2017 1:11 PM MDT
      August 17, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Whoa, slow down, you're gonna get an ice cream headache.
      August 17, 2017 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Where's the bacon..is it still available? This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at August 17, 2017 10:31 PM MDT
      August 17, 2017 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Beans and bacon, an unbeatable combination.   ;-)
      August 17, 2017 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Add a biscuit (or two)..bon appétit...
      August 17, 2017 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Who's been letting me pee all this time? And poop? 
      August 17, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you ask about is pee and poop? Strange broad.
      August 17, 2017 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Has humanity recovered from Trump yet? 
      August 17, 2017 8:44 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Ugh, it's sure gonna be a while.
      August 17, 2017 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    what's for dinner?
      August 17, 2017 10:30 PM MDT
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  • Where's the snooze button????
      August 18, 2017 1:12 PM MDT
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