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LyricalOne

Please write a little poem that includes answerMug, either directly or indirectly.


Directly:

My back freshly waxed
heading out for the day,
I look at the sky
and see it's quite gray,
thinking what will I do
when there's so much to say,
good thing there's answerMug
where I always can play.


Indirectly:

When I'm at loose ends,
and my brain forecasts doom,
good thing you're here,
or I'd need a rubber room.








Posted - September 2, 2017
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  • 5354
    Instead of a rug
    I use AnswerMug.
    Its more easy to clean
    if u know what I mean
    And it dont leave my head in a fug. This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at September 2, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
      September 2, 2017 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... I like it! Thanks Jakob!
      September 2, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
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  • I wonnder where the Trump has gone.
    You did rant about him so...obsess about him like a son.
    and complained about him wherever, you did go.
    He is a most elusive Trump! You obsess about him,  wherever you did go.
    Oh Trumpy, Trumpy, Trump........
    A Trump..A Trump....A Trumpy ohhh!
      September 2, 2017 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Profound..... I am deeply moved.
      September 2, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 11091
    Whenever I feel like a slug,
    I will spend some time in the Mug.
    It brings me some cheer,
    And let me tell you, my dear,
    It's almost as good as a hug.
      September 2, 2017 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Aww...... that made me smile.   :-)
      September 2, 2017 5:31 PM MDT
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  • 11091
    It made me want to throw up a little.
      September 2, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    No, it's cute!!
      September 2, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • LoL!
      September 2, 2017 10:25 PM MDT
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  • This poem is called "No I don't need Counselling" LoL!

    Answermug's an addiction just like my ex wife.
    She's beautiful and sexy, but she fu*ked up my life.
    I come here to rant and get stuff off my mind cause this website is fun and you people are kind.
    If it weren't for my son and the Mug on my phone, I'd surely be bored and completely alone.
    She made a beautiful bride, but her mind was unlevel.
    She was my sweet precious angel who turned into the devil.
    Thanks. : )

     
      September 2, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Well done sir! I just hope we're not fu**ing up your life.   ;-)
      September 2, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    The Mug needs more poems,
    show love for this place,
    and if you come through,
    I will sit on your

    erm..... sofa and watch movies with you.


      September 2, 2017 9:06 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Here is an unusual Answer mug
    Where trump never goes under the rug,
    You err and Randy pulls the plug,
    An addict might turn Benedict
    So mugger try not to contradict,
    Trash bags are a symbol of fashion
    be unapologetic, full of compassion,
    Bring out your wit, your laughing kit
    cos you said so Jamie mocking sweet,
    Learn to wag your tail like Harry state,
    Sharonna full of fire and passion wet,
    The new gal, mystical and lyrical,
    if you refrain, there's Jane tactical,
    bones and fossils makes a Glis moment,
    anything chemical, there's Element,
    Hate Apple and you become Bromide
    be breezy, a Carbonproduct in your side,
    You don't have coffee, tea or milk in mug
    Instead you have all sorta people smug;))
    ( friends, I missed many names, unintentional of course, you wanna be included, please convey and you will be added;) This post was edited by Veena.K at September 3, 2017 2:24 PM MDT
      September 2, 2017 10:44 PM MDT
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