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LyricalOne

Who would be your ideal dance partner?


Posted - September 2, 2017
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  • 6124
    Someone with a penis to do the horizontal mambo with. 
      September 2, 2017 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Well aren't you picky?! I suppose you'd like him to have a pulse too.
      September 2, 2017 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Yes, I'm very selective.
      September 2, 2017 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    If you hurry, you might be able to catch this one.......


      September 2, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    No.  I was very specific.  It needs to be attached to a man.  
      September 2, 2017 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    How about him? One round of hole in the popcorn bucket and you've got your man.


      September 2, 2017 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thank you.  You're a good friend for attempting to help me get laid.  
      September 2, 2017 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I do what I can.
      September 2, 2017 8:26 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I wouldn't say no to Travolta.


      September 2, 2017 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    A lot of guys wouldn't say no to Travolta.
      September 2, 2017 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm not just any guy sir.
      September 2, 2017 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I know.  He isn't sure which team he's playing for.  But, I think he enjoyed dancing with Princess Di.
      September 2, 2017 8:11 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Oh to have a spin around the dance floor with Astaire.......


      September 2, 2017 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I don't think it would be too much fun.  He's dead.
      September 2, 2017 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    He'll be fine. I've got enough pent-up energy for both of us.
      September 2, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Okay.  I'd enjoy seeing you dragging his corpse around on the dance floor.  
      September 2, 2017 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'll prop him up on my boobs. He'll be lighter than air.
      September 2, 2017 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    That's the spirit! 
      September 2, 2017 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'd dance with Gene Kelly in the rain.......


      September 2, 2017 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    C'mon.  He's dead too.
      September 2, 2017 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm optimistic that he'll get a second wind from the rain.
      September 2, 2017 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    carbonproduct!!!
      September 2, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Where is that woman?! Calling carbonproduct!! Get your butt over here!!  
      September 2, 2017 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I think you've made a wise choice Zack.
      September 2, 2017 8:29 PM MDT
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