I know it is Halloween time, but my AM friends have made me tipsy, do post a weird Christmas gift please?

Now that's a must-have.  

Oh HARRY;))

I had one of those as a stocking stuffer years ago.  It actually hurts your thumbs when you use it.

In that case, I hope you didn't try using it for public masturbation.  

You mean that's not what it's intended for?

If you can still use it for that past a certain age, you might be looking at a life in your mom's basement.  

You're depressing me.

LMFAO!  I kind of like it! It would have been good to use when I took the train into Manhattan on a daily basis.  In the evenings, one of my neighbors always looked for me to ride home with.  I couldn't get away from her non-stop yapping.  :-/

I like how subtle it is.  

It makes the point without having to get into any details.

I want that.