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Randy D

I've gone over your expenditure report for the proposal you submitted, and there's no way I can approve it. You may rewrite it if you

 like, or you can just scrap the whole project entirely. Which do you prefer?
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Posted - September 12, 2017
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  • 6126
    I'll rewrite it.


    Expense Report

    Gun  $345
    Bullets $30


    Approve my original report right now Randy. - Luv, Harry



      September 12, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 53105

    "Security!"
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      September 12, 2017 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 
    LAUGH!
      September 13, 2017 6:04 AM MDT
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  • 2658
    I'll scrape the entire project...  ("As you were")
      September 12, 2017 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    Do you really think that  if I had a proposal, I would send it to you ?
      September 12, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 53105


    "HR, bring me Jakob's file, please."

    ~
      September 12, 2017 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 10288
    How about if I just add a line: 'Consultant's fee for Randy D...$12,500'
      September 13, 2017 4:54 AM MDT
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  • 53105


    (Er, um, we're talking strictly cash here, right? All unmarked bills, small denominations, no consecutive serial numbers, no one else has to know . . . please speak directly into my lapel pin, and anúnciate anunciate learly. )


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at September 18, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
      September 13, 2017 10:55 PM MDT
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  • 10288
    *  I anúnciate * You want me to advertise in Spanish? Or did you mean enunciate? If you can't even take a bribe correctly, then this project is doomed.
      September 14, 2017 4:10 AM MDT
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  • 6126
    I can't believe he misspelled a word!  The world surely must be ending.
      September 14, 2017 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHAHA
      September 14, 2017 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 53105


    I don't know where in the heck that accent mark came from!  (Edited; thanks, Jane.)
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      September 18, 2017 9:13 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Yo Mamma! ;P
      September 18, 2017 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    This post was edited by carbonproduct at September 14, 2017 7:21 AM MDT
      September 13, 2017 6:06 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Let's start with WHY?

    Why can't you?  You didn't say why.  If I don't know WHY?  Then why would I consider re-writing it which is akin to walking a tightrope with a blindfold on.

    Yeah, try again, no fool have you here.  No scapegoat for your bullying.  No bye.  No aloha.


    Please click here for a second so you don't ruin the finale.

    Thank you, kindly.



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 14, 2017 7:02 AM MDT
      September 13, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 53105


    We here at Randolph Industries have decided to go in a completely different direction. Thank you anyway and please have your desk cleaned out by 4 pm, turn in your office keys and Security will escort you off the premises.

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      September 13, 2017 10:58 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Mr. D., 

    May I bring to your attention the time you placed video recorders in my personal spaces...and subsequently broadcast those recordings on the internet?  Did you really think I would just knuckle under to such blackmail?  Well, Mr. D., while seemingly acquiescing to your demands, I was simultaneously recording you.  HA HA HA!!!  You will be contacted in due time with instructions.  In the meantime, my expenditures had better be approved...or else.  

    Do not press your luck, Mr. D.

    Sincerely, 
    Bozette This post was edited by Bozette at September 14, 2017 7:02 AM MDT
      September 13, 2017 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 53105


    You don't scare me, Lady, because I'm as innocent as a newborn babe!  Broadcast your tapes to the world for all I care!

    ~
      September 18, 2017 9:15 PM MDT
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