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What's on your mind today dear? (Don't worry. I won't tell a soul. It will be our little secret). ;-)

Posted - September 17, 2017

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  • I think you're gonna have to work an extra shift this week... I need an extra pony for bribes. 
      September 17, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • Oh no, what did I start? LoL!
    So now I can't tell secrets to any other female Answermuggers?

      September 17, 2017 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Dude, it's the internet.  You don't even know if we're really female.  ;-)
      September 17, 2017 9:45 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) yeah! We could be creepy guy with scary voice who is obsessed  with Asian woman... :)
      September 17, 2017 9:53 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... don't think Truth had the pleasure of hearing the voice of our resident creepy uncle who lives in his mom's basement.
      September 17, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • Probably not :) guys get to have the pleasure of not notice that crap.... all us woman on HIGH ALERT! :)
      September 17, 2017 9:59 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 17, 2017 10:00 PM MDT
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  • Who's he?
      September 18, 2017 1:43 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO!
      September 17, 2017 10:10 PM MDT
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  • I thought that you were a gay man at first remember and Sharona thought I was  single mom and luckily someone mentioned that Harry is a woman.
    Now are you trying to tell me that you're all men?
      September 18, 2017 1:41 AM MDT
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  • Sure you can .. but you better be prepared TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!!!
      September 17, 2017 9:48 PM MDT
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  • Really so now that we are fake engaged you will keep my secrets?
    Cool. : )
      September 17, 2017 9:39 PM MDT
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  • Take Harry's advice!!! Don't tell me any secrets unless you are prepared to buy my silence  with lots of ponies and pizza!! I never shut up so..... ;)
      September 17, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • Ok.
    Good to know honey, LoL!
    Is that too far?
      September 17, 2017 9:46 PM MDT
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  • Is that what you call your secret teller girlfriend too???!!! ;p
      September 17, 2017 9:50 PM MDT
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  • I told her stuff before we were ever engaged and it was her who wanted to know.
    She is a friend ok.
    I'm so, so sorry that I upset you.
    Can you look at me please honey?
    You mean everything to me and I will never betray your trust.
    I never wanted to hurt you.
      September 17, 2017 9:58 PM MDT
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  • Ohh yeah ... right sure ..." A friend" and you are going to " work" now :(  you think I don't see what is going on here??? also pick me up a bagel and coffee on way home tommorow.... 
      September 17, 2017 10:03 PM MDT
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  • Aww...I'm not that kind of guy,
    I only want you sweetie and when I get home in the middle of the night tonight I'm gonna prove it to you over and over again so you better get some rest honey. ; )
      September 17, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Are you going to do that to her after, or before, my massage (and cookies. don't forget the cookies).
      September 17, 2017 10:12 PM MDT
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  • Shhhh....
    Oops!!
    Umm, I was just kidding about the massage, I guess? LoL!
    I just got engaged, like 40 minutes ago so I guess I can't do the cookie massage?
    Sorry. : (
      September 17, 2017 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I'm deeply wounded.  
      September 18, 2017 4:23 AM MDT
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  • Aww...Ok, maybe just a massage.
    I could massage you and my fiancée together.
    That's innocent right?
      September 18, 2017 10:56 AM MDT
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  • BACK OFF, HARRY! :)



      September 18, 2017 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    But I thought we buried the hatchet and share all our toys now. ;-)
      September 18, 2017 5:59 PM MDT
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  • Share???? You mean when you stole Lenny kravitz from me??? That is not SHARING.... NO! ;)



      September 18, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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