You're such an ass :) See if I ever offer you up my basement tent again next time you feel like threatening has been VJ's turned news anchors... tick tock :)
My friends told me if I hold an egg with the pointed end horizontally and squeeze it between my palms that it wouldn't break. I did try it but just in case they were kidding me, I held it over the sink had my line ready. After it broke I said, "Well, I guess the yolk's on me." So there, I didn't look too foolish.