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Is Nambia the world's largest exporter of covfefe?

Posted - September 29, 2017

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  • 10052
    Nope. I'm pretty sure it's Narnia, not Nambia.
      September 29, 2017 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I think he meant Namibia. Just north of south Africa ;-)

    Either way, there is no Covfefe export from Narnia nor Namibia. The only exporter of Covfefe is the USofA, and they export a lot of it :D This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at September 30, 2017 10:26 AM MDT
      September 30, 2017 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Did "he" (Trump) mean Namibia or Gambia or Zambia? The world will never know.

    I was just playing along. :P
      September 30, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 551
    No. Contrary to popular belief, a covfefe isn't a drink, it's a hairstyle - a cross between a quiff and a comb-over. The hair used to make Donald Trump's cofveve is imported from Sweden.
      September 30, 2017 2:27 AM MDT
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