Well, October is here, so I can now ask my annual stupid Halloween question.

Good ones...I didn't get any of those answers last year. (Yes, I ask this question every year for about 8 years.)

I wasn’t here last year.

We’ll see what I come with next year. 

I was on AnswerBag fo 8 years.

Hey...eggs are good for you.

Are you the culprit in this T.P.ing?  Or are you the victim??  Big Giggles.  I'm guessing you had a great teenage life!  
VERY TRUE on your answer.  They are still a bit young at that age BUT they have brothers and sisters!!  ;) :)

Let me guess...condoms.

No.

(STDs) sorry. :-( 

OH NO!!  My little Goombah has gone over to the darkside.  SAY IT ISN'T SO!!

Oh Alf!  I'm so sorry to disappoint you. :-( 
The sad truth is, I've been living on the dark side for the majority of my life. This post was edited by Harry at October 2, 2017 9:00 AM MDT

Aw well ... I suppose you're only human.  (sigh)

I hope this doesn't mean our love affair is now over! ;-)

No, but I think I need some ice cream.

Here you go my pet

 

ALF, I'm sure is on the fence with me, but that Element is mine all mine.


This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 2, 2017 9:34 AM MDT

I beg to differ.  Element has been on my radar for a long time. It's taken me quite a while to break him down and get him to notice me.  But, as you can see from this thread, notice me he has!  Glis is just a smoke screen, and Alf is my little piece on the side.  I'm not sure where Randy fits in, but I'll find a place for him too.  DIBS on all the men! ;-)

Thanks for making me a dib, my dear.

Any time my little cookie. ;-)

Then condoms aren't a bad idea.

If you're a good caring person, yes.

I think you might have mistaken me for someone else who gives a crap.

Nevah! lol.