What are you super-cautious about?

One of them fancy iPhones?

I didn't buy it.  Don't be impressed. 

Got me a baby iPhone. Good enough. 

I'm happy with mine.

You sound like my late husband. Not now of course. ;+

I hated giving up my old one.

Is that a BRICK in your pocket ....???  Or are ya...
WOW!  Don hated it when they came out with pagers.  I think this was about the same time as time thing in your pocket!

Guess what happened yesterday on my day off?  I had to text work. I lost my 800 dollar phone.  Uninsured.

I drove to work frantic, hoping I'd left it there.  I did not.  BUT?  The guy at the desk found it for me by locating where it was through the computer.  It pulled up a MAP and said that my phone was in my house.

THAT IS AMAZING.  So, that is great, but too bad I don't know how to do that.  It was about 20 steps. 

But my phone was under my couch pillow.

Oh wow Sharonna;))

You probably have 10 of them.

Me? Oh no....Sharonna! I'm still with iphone5;))

Well, that is nothing to sniff at, you know. That is a fine-ass phone.

Oh yes...but I want a little bigger one....;))

She said to him.  

I have a cricket that cost 80 dollars. (all proud of myself)

Indeed or else one must run the washer;((

Eddy....cute;))

Same with me and Emmy.   

Ok, who are you really, and what have you done with Jane S?  I've got a STACK of restraining orders jammed in my mailbox, she didn't worry about feelings then!  Grrrrrrrrrr. 
:(

Those restraining orders were very politely worded. Don't be a crybaby.