A. Yes, of course it was! After all, we're talking about ME here. Duh!
B. Yes, it was a common practice back then.
C. No; newspapers had not yet been invented.
D. No, on my planet of origin, we're hatched, not born.
E. No; I was born into the Witness Protection Program.
F. I'm not sure.
G. What's a "newspaper"? If it's some kind of app, I'm sure I have it somewhere here on my smart phone. (I'm a Millenial, old man.)
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