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It's Canadian Thanksgiving weekend! How do you get through family dinners without having a meltdown or committing a crime?

Posted - October 6, 2017

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  • Space bag!
    It's how the astronauts get drunk.  
     
      October 6, 2017 4:57 PM MDT
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  • Im gonna invent a gravity free Hotel. I'm gonna be faking rich!
      October 6, 2017 5:02 PM MDT
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  • I stayed at one of those once.  Well the mini bar was free and gravity seemingly ceased to exist anyway.
      October 6, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
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  • I'm very serious. I have it all planned out. Can you imagine how much people will pay for one night have sex in a gravity free room?? Only down side is gonna have to pay housekeeping staff large. They have to deal with all that floating spooge. 
      October 6, 2017 5:07 PM MDT
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  • I know how much I would pay.
      October 6, 2017 5:09 PM MDT
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  • Just cos you wouldn't doesn't mean others wouldn't! Don't piss on my invention :)
      October 6, 2017 5:12 PM MDT
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  • That's not what I said.
      October 6, 2017 5:12 PM MDT
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  • Oh :) I'm used to you be sarcastic so assumed. You know that town we both go to? You know they have a hotel with a bed like a spaceship!!! And has a fake astronaut flying  outside bed looking in window... that's where I got idea :) lol people pay 400 a night for that garbage... I'm gonna charge 1000 a night then :)

      October 6, 2017 5:26 PM MDT
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  • Yep I do.


    ( sigh, you never listen to me.)
      October 6, 2017 5:27 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) we already talk about this? Don't use my words against me when I'm anxious... or ever ;)
      October 6, 2017 5:29 PM MDT
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  • Something about it.
    Great weekend for a cruise. Lol
      October 6, 2017 5:31 PM MDT
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  • I listen! :)
      October 6, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • If you say so.  ;p

    Lol
      October 6, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • What does that mean??? :) 
      October 6, 2017 5:38 PM MDT
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  • It means I'm an azz twisting your catch phrases on you again. ;D
      October 6, 2017 5:41 PM MDT
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  • ohhhhh you're acting like a girl then;) say what you mean and mean what you say! 
      October 6, 2017 5:42 PM MDT
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  • Lmao.  OUCH.   Can you at least take the heels off next time you kick me in the nuts?  I might need them someday.
      October 6, 2017 5:46 PM MDT
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  • sorry :) But I like keep my heals on... ;) wasn't directed at you .. hope you know that. I just wanna rage tonight cos I need to. 
      October 6, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • Also don't get angry I said that ... I'm in bitchy mood :)
      October 6, 2017 5:43 PM MDT
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  • I'm just playing with ya. 
      October 6, 2017 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Dont have a family that lives closer to you than 3000 miles.
      October 6, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) I don't except for my sister and niece. She's having family in we haven't seen in years and I'm not looking forward to it. I never answer their calls or respond their emails.  My anxiety is through roof right now :/ meh 
      October 6, 2017 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    Thank God for my crazy family!!!!!!!!!!!!






      October 6, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • You're right :) I complain but I'd miss them if gone.
      October 6, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    I don't doubt that. :)
      October 7, 2017 6:01 PM MDT
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