It's Canadian Thanksgiving weekend! How do you get through family dinners without having a meltdown or committing a crime?

Space bag!
It's how the astronauts get drunk.  
 

Im gonna invent a gravity free Hotel. I'm gonna be faking rich!

I stayed at one of those once.  Well the mini bar was free and gravity seemingly ceased to exist anyway.

I'm very serious. I have it all planned out. Can you imagine how much people will pay for one night have sex in a gravity free room?? Only down side is gonna have to pay housekeeping staff large. They have to deal with all that floating spooge. 

I know how much I would pay.

Just cos you wouldn't doesn't mean others wouldn't! Don't piss on my invention :)

That's not what I said.

Oh :) I'm used to you be sarcastic so assumed. You know that town we both go to? You know they have a hotel with a bed like a spaceship!!! And has a fake astronaut flying  outside bed looking in window... that's where I got idea :) lol people pay 400 a night for that garbage... I'm gonna charge 1000 a night then :)

Yep I do.


( sigh, you never listen to me.)

LOL :) we already talk about this? Don't use my words against me when I'm anxious... or ever ;)

Something about it.
Great weekend for a cruise. Lol

I listen! :)

If you say so.  ;p

Lol

What does that mean??? :) 

It means I'm an azz twisting your catch phrases on you again. ;D

ohhhhh you're acting like a girl then;) say what you mean and mean what you say! 

Lmao.  OUCH.   Can you at least take the heels off next time you kick me in the nuts?  I might need them someday.

sorry :) But I like keep my heals on... ;) wasn't directed at you .. hope you know that. I just wanna rage tonight cos I need to. 

Also don't get angry I said that ... I'm in bitchy mood :)

I'm just playing with ya. 

LOL :) I don't except for my sister and niece. She's having family in we haven't seen in years and I'm not looking forward to it. I never answer their calls or respond their emails.  My anxiety is through roof right now :/ meh 

You're right :) I complain but I'd miss them if gone.

I don't doubt that. :)