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Benedict Arnold

Is everyone in a good mood tonight? THAT'S NICE

Posted - October 6, 2017
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  • Darkness. Encapsulate me. All that I see. Absolute horror. I cannot live. I cannot die. All there is, is pain.
      October 6, 2017 5:53 PM MDT
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  • Suck it up butter cup :) lol ... I need a fooking drink. 
      October 6, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  • In other words...  There there. Mojito?
      October 6, 2017 5:59 PM MDT
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  • I AM not a level four fancy. I think I want a tether  ball poll in my side yard. I need one of those. Stat! You know what? There is no tether ball polls anywhere on the earth anymore ... I just realized wtf is wrong  with the world now.
      October 6, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • Nope.  People got sick of beating a ball that dogs pissed on.
      October 6, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • I liked that one ball! there's no dogs pee on it. It's up high I think. Why is everyone be argue with me when I am right. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 9, 2017 5:19 PM MDT
      October 6, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
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  • Nope.  People got sick of beating a ball that dogs pissed on.
      October 6, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 6, 2017 5:57 PM MDT
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  • Suck it up butter cup! 
      October 6, 2017 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 6, 2017 6:04 PM MDT
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  • But I'm a princess :) lol I just got told I'm a princess. And not in a good way. real life be making me wanna slit throats and stuff :) lol 
      October 6, 2017 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      October 6, 2017 6:23 PM MDT
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  • I love that!!! :) lol. Thank you... I'm keeping it forever then :) That got me out of foul mood for while! You're  the besterest! 
      October 6, 2017 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    You sure are a little cutie pie. 
      October 6, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yes, I am. 
      October 6, 2017 7:30 PM MDT
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  • Great :) Happy for you. 
      October 6, 2017 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 17
    Maybe we'll have to set the parameters of "good"...    working a 12 hour shift on Friday night, that started... only 50 minutes ago?!  Crap.  Thunderstorms are inbound, with gusto...  but that' okay;  the storms will need a lot of the shenanigans, I'd otherwise have to deal with.  So that' good!   

    Already had to deal with a guy threatening to kill himself...  but he didn't! (...not near me anyway)  Got him some assistance...
     So that' also good! 

    So... yes.  I've decided that I'm having a good night.  I get to listen and watch a thunderstorm... and there are no dead bodies.

    This post was edited by Ship_Wrecked at October 10, 2017 4:01 PM MDT
      October 6, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) you ramble a lot too Aye? wtf? We don't work on Fridays and we wear pink on Wednesdays!! Tnunderatorms are good though... have you been made aware of "dibs" and that I own them all?  THAT'S GOOD :)
      October 6, 2017 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 17
    I do ramble... like a fierce...(insert something that rambles).

    I get real chatty by this time during the week... a side effect of my sleep deprivation. 

    The 'dibs' are all yours... I'll remember to wear pink on Wednesdays...  not much I can do about not working Fridays. This post was edited by Ship_Wrecked at October 10, 2017 4:01 PM MDT
      October 6, 2017 8:07 PM MDT
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  • Lol! I already got dibs on you? Tell harry I won cos I said so :) actually I'm gonna post a question about it :) if you're not working Fridays post a question then :)cos I said so ;p
      October 6, 2017 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 17
    I wasn't aware the 'dibs' in question, was on me specifically...  That won't work...  I'm already spoken for... ????
      October 7, 2017 3:21 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Nope, she meant that she gets dibs on thunderstorms. Or wearing pink on Wednesdays. Or rambling. Or maybe even you, and it doesn't matter if you're spoken for or not.  Jaimie THINKS she can lay dibs on anyone and anything... even pretend celebrity boyfriends and fancy Walmart dudes that she'll never even meet. Why? Cos she says so!

    p.s. - Jaimie is a complete brat and crazy AF, but it's part of her charm.

    p.p.s - I also ramble when I'm sleep deprived.

    p.p.p.s - Hope you're not too hungover tonight, Jaimie. :)
      October 7, 2017 3:44 AM MDT
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  • LOL :) you know me so well... and I can't  be hungover today if I just keep drinking ;)
      October 7, 2017 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 17
    Ah...yes... the little known cure for the hangover:  just keep drinkin'...  It works.  I've tested it...
      October 7, 2017 6:43 AM MDT
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