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In my Colbert dream, i spent some time nursing a baby sheep, could i get pregnant?

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Posted - October 11, 2017
Tag : Nursing a baby sheep.

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  • 11006
    Not while you're breastfeeding.
      October 11, 2017 5:35 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thats what i thought. I googled this question but had no luck with an answer. Thank you JaneS. ;))
      October 11, 2017 5:36 AM MDT
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  • 44618
    I am sure this is what you meant. I couldd give another answer but that would be at another group.

    This post was edited by Element 99 at October 11, 2017 9:58 AM MDT
      October 11, 2017 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    It was a dream for gosh sakes. And YES i did nurse a baby sheep, but not with a bottle. ;+
      October 11, 2017 9:58 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Just have another brownie.  

      October 11, 2017 9:09 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Where WERE YOU???  

    I had a night without you or Carbon.  How could you?
      October 11, 2017 9:15 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol... I was here last night. Seems like when I am around, I’m talking to myself or one of the tumbleweeds that happen to blow through.





     


      October 11, 2017 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I am working now and I have a different schedule.  Glad you are still around.  Real gladlike.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 11, 2017 10:05 AM MDT
      October 11, 2017 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOLAROTFALMAO!!
      October 11, 2017 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Oh so now im a tumbleweed. THanks LyricalOne. LOLOLO
      October 11, 2017 10:00 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    You weren't around either doofus.
      October 11, 2017 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 13071

    She is lying in know it. 

     

    ON YO MAMMA!!

      October 11, 2017 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    ummm.... how would you KNOW?
      October 11, 2017 10:09 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    So she was spying on me again? I really don't want to have to make another report to management.
      October 11, 2017 10:18 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    -singing- Im ba ack...... I missed you too sweet cheeks. xoxoxoxo ;))
      October 11, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    My cheeks are not so much sweet as candy and more lumpy like cheese.

      October 11, 2017 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of people eyeballing something
      October 11, 2017 11:03 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Boy you sure forgot about me in your dream in a hurry.

    I always knew you were that way.  Fair weather dreamer.  That's you.

    Now I wander each night trying to knock on the skull that will let me in now that I am a dream orphan thanks to you.

      October 11, 2017 9:15 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im sorry my love. FOr some strange reason I had this crazy dream that i was in a cheesy motel with Colbert. He loved my jokes, so i decided to go out with him. All he did was follow me around the motel pool, laughing at my jokes, and at me when i wasnt even cracking them. Then poof, i was on the hotel bed, nursing a baby sheep. I knew i shouldnt have had that second peanut butter and jelly sandwich before bed. I mean, it wasnt like it was the full moon or anything. I wonder what it all means. Why/where/who and what was it suppose to symbolize. LOLOLO

    Hep me Shar to the Rona ;D
      October 11, 2017 10:04 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You let me in your head the other day.  NOW all bets are off.  I am in your head and I decide what your dreams will be.

    Tonight you will have a 3-way with Trump and Melania.

    Your job is to scare him to death.   So profoundly that he will not awaken tomorrow.

    Then I will be proud of you saying I DID IT.  I DID IT.
      October 11, 2017 10:08 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Can i make out with Melania instead?
      October 11, 2017 11:04 AM MDT
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