Do you know people that should never have pro-created, but did anyway?

I can't see you, Harry.

I'm talking about everything I write here! 

Zach, if you saw me you would do a double take because I look like a very cute, sweet, kind, and caring woman who is always smiling.  It's a facade.  As soon as I speak, that whole image is shattered, and you'll immediately recognize me for what I truly am.  A complete a$$.  

If you're trying to make yourself look bad to me, it won't work. I do enough of that to myself.

Oh, you beat me to it.  And I don't believe that you're an A$$. 

Thank you.  You're always so kind.  I have my moments of niceness but, believe me, I really am an a$$.  Just ask the guy I recently um, uh... never mind.  That's a story for another day.