Zach, if you saw me you would do a double take because I look like a very cute, sweet, kind, and caring woman who is always smiling. It's a facade. As soon as I speak, that whole image is shattered, and you'll immediately recognize me for what I truly am. A complete a$$.
Thank you. You're always so kind. I have my moments of niceness but, believe me, I really am an a$$. Just ask the guy I recently um, uh... never mind. That's a story for another day.