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What's a good name for a donkey rescue?

A friend of mine has a couple of donkeys.  I like those two silly a$$es.  They are very dog like in their behavior.  We were discussing the possibility of creating a donkey rescue.  I think a good name would be Grab My A$$ Rescue or My A$$ Loves To Be Scratched Rescue or maybe even, Big A$$es Need Loving Too Sanctuary.  She's not so sure.  She likes Move Your A$$ Sanctuary or My A$$ Needs Grass Rescue Group. 

What do you think?  Do you like any of those suggestions?  If so, which one?  If not, do you have any suggestions?

 

Posted - November 8, 2017

Responses


  • 1812
    How about "Ask You"?
      November 8, 2017 4:36 PM MST
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  • 6124
    If we had sheep, we could call it Ask Ewe. ;-)
      November 8, 2017 5:09 PM MST
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  • 7683
    LOL it all depends on the donkey's brains, if he is smart then he's a smartass if not asiina;))
      November 8, 2017 8:04 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LMAO Veena!  Thank you!  I think maybe we should call it SmartA$$ Rescue!  
      November 9, 2017 4:36 AM MST
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  • 19937
    We'll Save Your Ass
      November 8, 2017 8:47 PM MST
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  • 6124
    EXCELLENT SpunkySenior!  That's a great name!  Another one for serious consideration.  Thank you!
      November 9, 2017 4:37 AM MST
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  • 19937
    You're welcome. :)
      November 9, 2017 5:20 AM MST
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  • 23577

    "Dumb A$$? Smart A$$? Just be an A$$ for an A$$!"
      November 8, 2017 9:06 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Haha Welby!  I wonder if the State & Federal governments have enough room on their application forms for that name! LOL! Thank you!  I think that name is more appropriate for a rescue group that only helps ME, since I'm the biggest A$$ I know! ;-)
      November 9, 2017 4:40 AM MST
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  • 23577
    :)
    Ha! You're not an a$$, though!

    Yeah, my suggestion is too full of a$$es.
    :)
      November 9, 2017 10:35 AM MST
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  • 5614
    A** play?
      November 8, 2017 9:18 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LOL O-uknow!  How come I'm not surprised that you of all people would suggest that?  :-O   I actually think my friend is going to like your answer the best.  Don't know if the gosh darned guberrnmont will approve it though.  ;-)
      November 9, 2017 4:47 AM MST
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  • 23577
    I love it!
    :)

    UPDATE: I like your comment, too, here, but I meant my reply for O-uknow.
    :) This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at November 9, 2017 12:54 PM MST
      November 9, 2017 10:33 AM MST
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  • 23577
    I love it!
    :)
      November 9, 2017 10:37 AM MST
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  • 17596
    Save-an-ass
      November 9, 2017 8:28 AM MST
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  • 6124
    LOL TM!  There is actually one here in NH that's called Save Your A$$.  So, you're definitely on the right track.  Thank you! 
      November 9, 2017 12:58 PM MST
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