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Have you received the flu virus from someone you know over the internet?




I think I did!  We're supposed to be friends too! :-(

 

Posted - November 13, 2017
Tag : I don't feel good Mommy. Waaaahhhhh!

Responses


  • Stop licking your computer screen Harry :/ that's not how sexting works. 
      November 13, 2017 4:58 PM MST
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  • 6124

     

      November 13, 2017 5:04 PM MST
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  • https://www.foundfootagefest.com/2014/07/how-to-have-cybersex-on-the-internet/ 
      November 13, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I'll give you a like but I can't read it.  It's telling me "YOU ARE SENDING ME A VIRUS."  I already have one.  Thanks much. :-(



    I used to like you.  
      November 13, 2017 5:11 PM MST
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  • Lol I'm not!!! it's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen :/  I just can't find it on YouTube:)
      November 13, 2017 5:13 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Alright.  I'll do a search.  But I'm fading fast.  

    I'll have my people get back to your people.
      November 13, 2017 5:15 PM MST
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  • I found a link i posted it below ... watch it dammit :)
      November 13, 2017 5:16 PM MST
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  • 6124
    We cross posted dumb a$$.  ;-)

    Oh, did I mention I get really b*tchy and cranky when I'm not feeling well.  Include when I'm hungry & tired too.  Oh, screw it.  I'm that way 24/7.  I don't need an excuse.
      November 13, 2017 5:20 PM MST
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  • Ahhhh Harr...y are you not feeeling well? suck it up buttercup and stop licking computers. 
      November 13, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Meh. I have to lick something.  It's the only action I'm getting these days.  
      November 13, 2017 5:27 PM MST
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  • We need to get you a new biscuit... à non cling one ;)
      November 13, 2017 5:29 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I need one who only uses him mouth for one thing and it ain't talking.
      November 13, 2017 5:34 PM MST
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  • Oh for faaak sakes.. are you going to make him lick your computer screen too? He's gonna catch the flue then we will have to find a 3rd :(
      November 13, 2017 5:38 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Gurl, don't be messing with a sick woman now.  It ain't right.  :-(


      November 13, 2017 5:42 PM MST
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  • Lol ... I'll try to be nice:) its so hard for me though ;)
      November 13, 2017 5:45 PM MST
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  • 6124
    I know.  It's why I like you. 
      November 13, 2017 5:45 PM MST
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  • ahhhh ... I love the bee-ach in you too <---- okay that's all the nice i have in me for one night ;)
      November 13, 2017 5:47 PM MST
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  • See if this one works :)

    https://vimeo.com/105996833
      November 13, 2017 5:15 PM MST
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  • 6124
    OMFG!  That was truly sleep inducing. ;-)
      November 13, 2017 5:18 PM MST
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  • You think it's  sleep inducing?? Lol it made me cry laugh first few times I saw it :) i like they part about mastering the art of one hand typing best :)
      November 13, 2017 5:20 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LOL.  It was funny.  I was just being purposefully disagreeable.  
      November 13, 2017 5:23 PM MST
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  • Yesssssss with lots of s's :)
      November 13, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • Drink a whole bottle of Tussin Dm and vape your pen damn it.
      November 13, 2017 5:46 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Okay. :-(
      November 13, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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