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Did you just go outside and notice all your neibours have their Christmas lights up and then decide you hate their guts?

Posted - November 20, 2017

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  •   November 20, 2017 7:46 PM MST
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  • 32700
    My town starts with Christmas lghts before Halloween.  
    We will put ours up on Thanksgiving. I love Christmas decorations. 
      November 20, 2017 6:49 PM MST
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  • Nice :) my mom always put Christmas decorations up right after Halloween too.  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 21, 2017 7:05 AM MST
      November 20, 2017 6:57 PM MST
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  • 2960
    No, I hated their guts before, especially the Millennial hipster ones.
      November 20, 2017 6:54 PM MST
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  • I know ... but we've have Amazon prime now!  So fa la la la la  ...yay Christmas! :)
      November 20, 2017 7:01 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Hell no.  Hell to the no.

    You see, I can appreciate vicariously and do none of the work.  I hope all those saps get busy.  Every one of them.

      November 20, 2017 7:18 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I love the bee- ach in you .. I really do :)
      November 20, 2017 7:23 PM MST
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  • 46117
    That means you love all of me because that IS all of me.  Do not argue.   Beotch, remember?


      November 20, 2017 7:24 PM MST
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  • Nah ... I see the good in you too, that's coming from one good bee-ach to another ;)
      November 20, 2017 7:39 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Sheeet. I knew you were going to turn nice on me and ruin this.  

    (Me=beotch, I TOLD you)




      November 20, 2017 7:41 PM MST
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  • Some day we are gonna wasted on your sodas together and throw pennies at normies on the street.
    No were not but gonna pretend it will happen.
      November 20, 2017 7:44 PM MST
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  • 46117
    The thing is:

    It doesn't make you feel wasted at all.  It makes you feel no pain.  Like anxiety?  Nope.  Like edginess?  Gone.  It does away with things that make you crabby.  

    So you can THINK STRAIGHT.  So no pennies need to be thrown at all.  You have something you want to do?  You do it enthusiastically and with good cheer.  That is my kind of drug.  Not some crap that leaves me embarrassed out of control and senseless.

    So, yes, please, come join me, but I hope you will be pleasantly surprised at how much you can enjoy a high without being 'out of it'.

      November 20, 2017 7:48 PM MST
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  • I know what you mean,  still I want to throw pennies at normies on the street with you.

    Here's the part of thread, right below your pussycat dolls vidya.

    https://answermug.com/forums/topic/44062/how-do-i-help-a-friend-get-rid-of-cat-they-don-t-know-they-want/view/page/2
      November 20, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I WENT THERE AND ANSWERED THAT AND NOW I CAME BACK HERE TO TELL YOU.

    THIS IS NUTS.  BUT THAT'S OKAY.
      November 20, 2017 8:09 PM MST
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  • SIMMER THE FUQ DOWN AND STOP YELLING AT ME!
      November 20, 2017 8:11 PM MST
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  • 46117
    oH DOES THAT ALL CAPS YELLING THING STILL APPLY?

    nAH.  THAT'S NOT YELLING ANYMORE.

    THAT IS JUST ATTENTION GARNERING.

    nOW THIS IS YELLING. 
      November 20, 2017 8:13 PM MST
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  • nah ... I'm not nice ... I just like to keep my options open incase I want to get in your pants at a later date .. remember ( 1|8 gay) lol :)
      November 20, 2017 7:47 PM MST
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  • You say all the right things even when it's not to me.  *sob* *sob*
      November 20, 2017 7:48 PM MST
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  • I'm only 'not' nice to you incase I want you in my pants in future ... ;)
      November 20, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • You're doing it again.....  *sniff* *sob*....   ( fans face with hand) it's just so much to handle right now.
      November 20, 2017 7:55 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I have no problem being hit on by a lady, even if I am not even 1/222.222 gay.

    What gives me the chills is being hit on by a woman that is young enough to be my granddaughter.  LOL

    You would not want me.  I'm just saying. 

    I'm not worthy.

      November 20, 2017 7:52 PM MST
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  • I was just teasing you :) I never hit on woman... I'm attracted to men .. but there was this one time... on an island ... stuff happens ... I would totally hit on you though if I was type presue woman .. cos I said so ;)
      November 20, 2017 8:05 PM MST
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  • 46117
    i WOULD HIT ON ME TOO ACTUALLY AND YOU.

    LETS HAVE A 4-WAY.  YOU AND ME AND YOU AND ME. 
      November 20, 2017 8:10 PM MST
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  • Yay!!! I'm into it ... as long as i get a pony when it's over ... or a veggie pizza ...we can work it out ;)
      November 20, 2017 8:38 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Oh now you want VEGGIE?

    Get what YOU want now.  Are you vegatariable?

      November 20, 2017 8:42 PM MST
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