Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society?
A friend of mine keeps on trying to get me to join the Freemasons. My wife says I must have been in the Ku Klux Klan - because I'm a wizard under a sheet.
Nah. If I was going to join a brotherhood it would be something legit like a 1%er club or a street team. Not a bunch of sheep f***ing elitist tools that jerk off in a room together and promise to cover up each other's sex crimes.