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What diets has Santa Claus tried?

Posted - December 2, 2017
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  • 5614
    Reindeer free diet?
      December 2, 2017 11:25 PM MST
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  • Santa only eats candy canes and venison
      December 2, 2017 11:42 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Diet Coke for sure.
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 3, 2017 9:55 AM MST
      December 3, 2017 12:34 AM MST
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  • 10656
    I wish I knew. He certainly seems to have slimmed down since I was a kid.

      December 3, 2017 4:36 AM MST
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  • 16590
    Given the fact that he seems to plough through tons of milk and cookies every Christmas, it's surprising he's not much fatter.
      December 3, 2017 6:48 AM MST
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