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WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE FIRST SIGN YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA OR SENILITY?

I believe the first sign might be posting a sh*tload of rhetorical questions on a daily basis on a small Q&A site.
The second sign is bothering to post even one "question" on that site which keeps freezing/not responding THUS LOSING MY INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT AND WITTY RESPONSES TO QUESTIONS.

 

Posted - December 10, 2017
Tag : She who will not be named!

Responses


  • All the things you mentioned... and maybe buying orange shoes. 
      December 10, 2017 9:21 AM MST
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  • 6124
    They aren't f*cking orange dammit!  They are reddish.  
      December 10, 2017 9:27 AM MST
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  • Thinking orange things are red would be another sign. 
      December 10, 2017 9:29 AM MST
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  • 6124
    I'm confused.  What are you talking about?
      December 10, 2017 9:38 AM MST
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  • Pineapples. 
      December 10, 2017 9:39 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Oh.  Strawberries.  And you're welcome.
      December 10, 2017 10:11 AM MST
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  • Forgetfulness 
      December 10, 2017 9:25 AM MST
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  • 6124
    What does that word mean? ;-)
      December 10, 2017 9:28 AM MST
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  • 44617
    What does what word mean?...Now I am confused. This thread has killed three of my brain cells.
      December 10, 2017 10:14 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Confused?  You and me both.  Only three?  Damn!  I was hoping for more.  Let's get high together today!  
      December 10, 2017 10:26 AM MST
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  • 44617
    When I get high I get...well, you know.
      December 10, 2017 12:00 PM MST
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  • 44617
    WHAT DO BELIEVE IS THE FIRST SIGN YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA OR SENILITY?
      December 10, 2017 9:42 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Why are you repeating what I wrote? ;-)
      December 10, 2017 10:12 AM MST
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  • 44617
    I can't remember. Thanks for the asker's pick.
      December 10, 2017 10:18 AM MST
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  • 6124
    What's Asker's Pick?  Did I do something again that I shouldn't have done?
      December 10, 2017 10:20 AM MST
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  • 44617
    God love ya...Somebody has to.
      December 10, 2017 10:23 AM MST
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  • He didn't ..... he left "YOU" out!
      December 10, 2017 1:09 PM MST
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  • 3191
    OBSESSION. 
      December 10, 2017 11:19 AM MST
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  • 2465
    No, I think the first signs of dementia or senility are b1tching about those who ask rhetorical questions on a small Q & A site. This post was edited by ProblemCh1ld at December 10, 2017 11:32 AM MST
      December 10, 2017 11:31 AM MST
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