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What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Posted - December 16, 2017

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  • 10026
    Any name that has a jr. behind it.  I think everyone should be allowed to grow into their own identity and not be in the shadows of another.  Make your own reputation, good or bad.
      December 16, 2017 12:08 PM MST
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  • 34286
    Lol. You would probably hate my son's name then he is a III. 
    I remember being high school and the teacher was calling roll and one boy was something III, thinking that was cool I wanted to have a III then thinking that means Dad has to be a Jr or II so I probably would be out of luck. But years later, I got lucky. My son is planning to go with the IV (so far anyway) just cause it is so uncommon. He goes by his middle name. This post was edited by my2cents at December 16, 2017 7:28 PM MST
      December 16, 2017 12:27 PM MST
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  • 44620
    Element 99
      December 16, 2017 12:23 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Element, that's a pretty blank statement.  No name would be an uncomfortable name.  They wouldn't know when they were being spoken to in a crowd or at school.  Then again, this could be a good thing ;)
      December 16, 2017 12:42 PM MST
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  • 34286
    Lucifer. 
      December 16, 2017 12:30 PM MST
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  • "A Boy Named Sue"

      December 16, 2017 12:38 PM MST
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  • 17599
    pancake
      December 16, 2017 1:38 PM MST
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  • THAT would be bad!!
      December 16, 2017 9:39 PM MST
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  • 17599
    It was the first think that came to mind.  I recently read about someone having a child named Ever.  Oh boy!!!
      December 16, 2017 11:58 PM MST
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  • Mistake. Accident.
      December 16, 2017 2:04 PM MST
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  • 3463
    Hitler
      December 16, 2017 2:09 PM MST
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  • It would be now!  :)
      December 16, 2017 2:10 PM MST
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  • 3463
    Naming a boy Sue would be bad too.
      December 16, 2017 2:11 PM MST
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  • 7280
    Related story:

    I lived next to a family that had a mother, father, a girl, and a boy.

    The boy named one of his small pets, "You're Stupid." 

    He named the other "You're Stupid Too." 

    What an environment to be raised in.....
      December 16, 2017 2:57 PM MST
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  • 22891
    hitler
      December 16, 2017 3:51 PM MST
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  • i am going to name my first child biscoff europes favourite cookie with coffee
      December 16, 2017 3:53 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Thing Two, especially if you had no other child named Thing One.
      December 16, 2017 7:34 PM MST
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  • 1812
    'Zig' Ziglar's name was Hilary Hinton Ziglar... I don't know if it gets any worse than that.
      December 17, 2017 12:46 AM MST
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