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A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?

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Posted - December 17, 2017
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  • 44652
    C'mon...you can do better than that. Rooster eggs are cubes and slide, not roll. Thought you could get one over on me?
      December 17, 2017 12:40 PM MST
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  • 13071
    LOLOLO :D
      December 17, 2017 12:42 PM MST
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  • 5354
    The egg rolled Downwards.
    The rooster got stuffed and exhibited in the state museum (roosters don't usually lay eggs)
      December 17, 2017 12:41 PM MST
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  • 13071
    Not on this planet anyway. LOL Thanks JakobA
      December 17, 2017 12:42 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I do actually know of  only one rooster in the world that can lay eggs. 




    And they come out of both holes. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 17, 2017 12:48 PM MST
      December 17, 2017 12:47 PM MST
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  • It doesn't matter. That rooster is worth a fortune.
      December 17, 2017 1:42 PM MST
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  • 5354
    I would love to have that egg. To see what hatch from it. A Basilisk? A Lawyer? A demon?
      December 17, 2017 1:46 PM MST
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  • Lol, a self-fertilized egg. That makes the rooster a hermaphrodite :)
      December 17, 2017 1:58 PM MST
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  • The rooster is transgender. :)
      December 17, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • 22891
    it probably rolled off
      December 17, 2017 3:43 PM MST
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