"The sky is green the grass is blue water burns and poison is good for you." Yes master. Whatever you say master. Who MASTERS you?

Other than Jesus/God do you have a MASTER whose very words thrill you? Do you have a MASTER in whom you believe so firmly nothing anyone says/does/proves can dissuade you in your devotion? If you do what did your MASTER say/do to turn you into a believer/follower/subject/pawn? Are you happy following that master? Is your life richer for it? Are you a "better" person for  it? Define "better" if you can. :(