What is your favorite Simpsons quote(s)?

"Ahhhhhh it's the baby that shot me" I think it's funny because Mr. Burns says it with a tone of admiration - like he respects someone that's ruthless enough to shoot a rich and powerful person like him, Cheers!

D'oh!

Mind over matter If it don't mind never matter if it don't matter never mind

Homer:    If something is hard to do, it is not worth doing. 

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson