Discussion»Statements»Rosie's Corner» For any of you gals or guys out there. Would you take donnyjohnny as your chubby hubby till death do you part? Why?
Maybe as a rich golf buddy, but I is not gay. I did play golf once with the owner/publisher of the Toledo Blade newspaper. He was always cussing every shot.
I am already married. And even if I wasn't he is too old for me. If we were closer in age, I would not rule him out or in...as I do not know him that way.
Hmm... Let's weigh the pros and cons (I'll assume I'm female)
1 - He has money. Well, he supposedly has money. Never did see his tax returns. Everything he touches does seem to go bankrupt. ... guess we'll have to put this one in the "con" category.
2 - He comes with baggage... LOTS of baggage (and I'm, not just talking about his big a$$). Don Jr.??? Oh, lordy! BIG "con" here (pun intended).
3 - He's old. That means he might die quickly and then you wouldn't have to put up with him. I'm going to call this one a "pro".
4 - He's not "eye candy" (more like an 'eye sore'). I don't even want to think about having to see him without clothes on (there goes my lunch). This one definitely goes in the "con" category.
5 - He's not very bright and will believe anything you tell him (Don, honey, did you know that 2+2=5? "Of course. And it's the biggest 5 you ever saw. Huge.") This one could be a 'pro' if handled right.
6 - He has a huge ego (probably because his hands and other 'things' aren't). Marriage is hard enough with 2 people, but a threesome??? No thanks!!! "Con"!
7 - Not very good with women. He's had 2 divorces and his current wife doesn't seem too "pleased" with him. He goes to prostitutes (sure, that's a good sign ina marriage). "Con"!
Let's see the tally ...
pro = 2 ; con = 5
The "con's" win (at least in the electoral college)
This post was edited by Shuhak at February 28, 2018 9:10 AM MST
Very phunnee hunnee. Number 4 caused me to laugh out loud. Very clever. Very spot-on astute. I cannot refute a single word. I guess that means we agree, right? Thank you for your reply Shuhak. Personally he is repulsive physically, disgusting verbally and appalling mentally. Three cons and yer out! :)