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I expect there are laws governing who gets into Heaven. D'ya think the gatekeeper will enforce them or ignore them? Can He be bribed?

Posted - March 2, 2018

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  • 35791
    No one will get in through bribery or any other unrighteous way.
      March 2, 2018 4:23 AM MST
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  • 10938






    Rumor has it that St. Peter likes Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.  A "bribe to go"?

      March 2, 2018 10:03 AM MST
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  • 113301

    With/without Tartar sauce? Here's a coinkydink. I worked for a couple who owned 7 McDonald's Restaurants. I was the Internal Auditor/Accountant. No lie. That's the job from which I retired in 1999! Small world ain't it?   The teeny tiny really bigly small donnyjohnny (as you have read) eats McDonald's burgers in bed at 6:30 pm as he watches FOX News and absorbs all the "truth" there is to tell. I'm pretty sure Melania is NOT in bed with him. He awakens next a.m. and watches FOX again and TWEETS up a ranting raving storm about everything immaterial and nothing remotely substantive. And Robert Mueller is watching and taking notes. I call the donnyjohnny Doofus Don for good reason. A mediocrely intelligent person would have shut the f' up months ago. Only a Doofus would give the person investigating him more ammunition. Thank you for  your reply Shuhak! :)

     

    This post was edited by RosieG at March 3, 2018 3:03 AM MST
      March 2, 2018 11:54 AM MST
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  • 10938
    With, of course.  That's one bribe you dare not be stingy with.   ;)

    I'm not sure Meliana can even stand him at all anymore.  It'd make her look bad to divorce a sitting president (even if he is only "sitting" on the crapper tweeting).  Plus he'd make a big stink over who gets how much money (as he did with Ivana).  
      March 2, 2018 1:27 PM MST
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  • 113301
    I think Melania is a very beautiful woman though aging as we all do. I don't think she is a stupid woman even though she did choose to marry a stinkpot! I bet there are other billionaires out there who'd like to have her on their arm and I doubt she will lack for male companionship or other chances at marriage. She is biding her time for whatever reason. I feel sorry for Barron. But ya know the kids I really feel sorry for? Jared and Ivanka's kids. The DNA between them funnels to their kids and those kids will be conniving opportunists who will think nothing of engaging in criminal activity to benefit themselves.. How can they be anything but? Thank you for your reply Shuhak! :)
      March 3, 2018 3:07 AM MST
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