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What is the best method you know to relieve constipation and gas? And bloating? Do you hold hands with other people who hate you?

Posted - March 10, 2018

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  • a tablespoon of epsom salt dissolved in a cup of warm water
      March 10, 2018 6:37 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Do you hold hands?

      March 10, 2018 6:39 PM MST
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  • Nah, I can't anyone to go in there with me when I blow. :P
      March 10, 2018 6:44 PM MST
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  • 46117
    It's being a good friend if you just let them go and let go yourself.
      March 10, 2018 8:11 PM MST
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  • Maybe they can teach me grammar, too. :P
      March 11, 2018 5:52 AM MDT
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  • 2658
      March 10, 2018 6:54 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Now everyone thinks I am on the verge of farting, all because of Trump.

      March 10, 2018 8:10 PM MST
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  • 44617
    Whiskey enema.
      March 10, 2018 6:58 PM MST
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  • 2658
    hahaha..might give you a buzz too...
      March 10, 2018 7:05 PM MST
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  • Gas X works really well for me. 
      March 10, 2018 7:40 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I just asked this for the picture I posted.  The only thing I really get is indigestion sometimes and that can really hurt.

    Owwwwww.   I feel like it's a heart-attack.  It comes out of nowhere and I don't know if GasX would be effective.

    I know it works for normal gas problems. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at March 10, 2018 8:09 PM MST
      March 10, 2018 8:08 PM MST
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  • I get HORRIBLE gas pains sometimes. Oh god it’s like I’m pregnan. My stomach gets all bloated and hard. 

    I dont know if it works for indigestion. I’ll read the box. 
      March 11, 2018 5:43 AM MDT
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  • 17599
    Keep Tagamet around for when you have that kind of heartburn.  It's the best.  It comes in a generic too.  OTC now at 20 mg.  It's an as-needed med, not necessary to take it for days, weeks, etc.  
      March 11, 2018 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 17599
    Eat a can of pineapple before you go to bed.  When you take care of one you take care of the others as well.
      March 10, 2018 11:20 PM MST
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  • I wasn't aware that awkward handshakes could relieve constipation, but I'll have to try that next time. Prunes are gross :P
      March 11, 2018 3:46 AM MDT
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  • Oh don't tell me you're not aware of the old pull my finger cure. :P
      March 11, 2018 5:56 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    if you want to sh*t with ease,
    rest your elbows on your knees.
    Now and then you give a squeeze,
    and your sh*t will fly like pigeon peas!
      March 12, 2018 7:36 AM MDT
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