It should be someone who has a lot in common with the doofus. SIX bankruptcies. Known for stiffing creditors. Sued by multiple women for sexually abusing them. Having a porn star mistress on the side and dillydallying with her after his wife gave birth to their son. Lying 24/7. Eating cheeseburgers in bed while watching TV. TWEETING incessantly. Insulting/attacking/vilifying those he dislikes. Refusing to read or listen or exercise because exercise takes too much energy. Enjoys attending rallies with "the folks". Is a proud supporter of everything the donjohn did/does/said/thinks/wishes/hopes/prays. In other words a clone or mini doofus don. Two peas in a pod. A toady sycophant who services the donjohn's every wish even the most prurient and fantasmical. SIGH. D'ya know such a guy?