#TooMuchJunk
#FirstWorldProblems
#StupidInternet
#MillenialsGoAway
#Unemployment
#Failure
#ProgrammersRule
An insurance policy that my mother bought when I was a child.
#Dignity
A stack of old car magazines.
A broken computer printer.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Someone on eBay is probably looking for those.
A backbone.
It is a burial policy................don't get excited.