Do you dabble in dilemmas?

I dabble in dementia.

lem·ma
noun
1. a subsidiary or intermediate theorem in an argument or proof.
2. a heading indicating the subject or argument of a literary composition, an annotation, or a dictionary entry.

So a di-lemma means two competing theorems or subjects. That pretty much covers all life. Fish or cut bait? Poop or go blind? Put up or shut up? Take it or leave it?