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So, what do you open first? Or do you just leave them standing outside? Hmm?

Answer this !!
It’s 3:00 AM in the morning.
You are sleeping.
The doorbell rings.
It’s your family, they want to have breakfast.
They have got strawberry jam bottle, bread packet, honey bottle, juice bottle and milk bottle with them. So, what do you open first ?

Posted - March 29, 2018
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  • 34283
    I open the door at 5:00am...my normal time to get up. 
    I might unlock the door and go back to bed.
      March 29, 2018 12:32 PM MDT
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  • "My wallet."  Give them fifty dollars and tell them where the nearest Denny's is.
      March 29, 2018 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 10641
    First, I open my eyes.  

    Then I tell the cat, "sic 'em" and go back to sleep.

      March 29, 2018 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 3375
    If that was my family, I would want to know what drugs they were on.  Anyone that knows me knows not to come looking for me until the sun is at least half way up the skyline.  
      March 29, 2018 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 3463
    I sleep so sound I probably wouldn't even hear them. So if my son was still at work or sleeping too. They would be standing out there for a very long time.
      March 29, 2018 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    The window.............to tell them to go home.
      March 29, 2018 5:26 PM MDT
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