If I were to spend one day here doing nothing but correcting grammar and spelling, would you think I was a jerk?

Problem Child - what's a language pendant?

I was too late. How do you know I didn't do that purposely?

Yeah...really.

Today.com, Esquire.com Rawstory.com and Dailymail.com? Are you their sock puppet?

Do you really need those hyphens?

Thank you...I get very few compliments here. Shalom shipmate.

I guess I have too much...retirement is awesome.

WHAT?...HUH? You mock me. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

Not yours...You might put a curse on me.

Element, YOU'RE the one who brought up "Jerkology", so it looks like you'll be the one needing the sock.

SpunkySenior, I'm afraid since it was DailyMail.com that I quoted, you'll have to direct your inquiry to them. Btw, when someone says "Company X says" followed by text in quotation marks, it's a good indication that it was "Company X" who was responsible for that particular statement.

If Element's name isn't "Dude", there's no reason to capitalize the "D".

Good call PC. She is one of us Randy.

Oh...I forgot. If you and I submitted a resume' for the same job, guess who would get the job?

Element, never happen.

"It depends on how much free coffee and donuts you're getting!"