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The HEAD. The TOILET. The JOHN. You know that thing you sit on when ya gotta go. What do YOU call it and why?

Posted - May 1, 2018

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  • 10880
    You forgot - the privy, the WC, the throne, the latrine, the potty, the commode, the $hitter, the crapper... or, according to Cheech and Chong, the can (I gotta go to the can, man).  Some have even called it the "litter box" (they were probably raised by cats).  When you've had way too much alcohol, it's sometimes called the "porcelain god".



      May 1, 2018 10:09 AM MDT
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  • 113301
    Between thee and me guess why I call goofydoofylucy the "john" of don? Right on. But don't tell others I am calling the john of don a toilet each time I use john. You can keep a secret can'tcha Shuhak? Thank you for your reply and all the other words that are available. I appreciate it! :)
      May 1, 2018 1:27 PM MDT
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  • 10880
    Oh, I already figured that out.  :) 
    However, he's not a place where to take a dump, rather he's the one taking a dump on all of us (he's the pigeon and we're the statue).
      May 1, 2018 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 113301
    ((hugs)) I shudda known! Apologies for underestimating your perspicacity m 'dear. I shall not make that mistake again! I'm not so sure that I agree with thee though. Can't he be both the guy taking the dump and the stinky pot? He is two-faced which means he is the two-headed man. If he is in fact schizophrenic  one half of him is the john and the other half is the vulture  who craps. What bird is the biggest? The biggest bird would be full of the most crap right? We know that dotard don is obese. Draw your own conclusions. I say he is both the crapper and the pot. Possible? Thank you for your reply. For some reason I am reminded of a fairy tale. I think the author was Oscar Wilde but I'm not positive about it. It is called "The nightingale and the rose". I believe a statue is involved somehow. I'm gonna Google it. Odd what things are triggered by other things isn't it? I'm gonna ask. Thank you for your reply Shuhak!  :)
      May 2, 2018 3:36 AM MDT
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  • 10880
    Might one say, he's both "full of it" and is dropping it everywhere?   
      May 2, 2018 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 113301
    Indeedy do he do. In that one area he reigns supreme. So full of it and ejecting it. SIGH. Hold your breath. He stinks. Thank you for your reply Shuhak!  :)
      May 2, 2018 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 35529
    Usually toilet because that is what my family called it.
      May 1, 2018 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 113301
    You  never called it "the john"? Thank you for your reply m2c! :)
      May 1, 2018 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 35529
    Nope.
      May 1, 2018 1:31 PM MDT
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