You forgot - the privy, the WC, the throne, the latrine, the potty, the commode, the $hitter, the crapper... or, according to Cheech and Chong, the can (I gotta go to the can, man). Some have even called it the "litter box" (they were probably raised by cats). When you've had way too much alcohol, it's sometimes called the "porcelain god".
Between thee and me guess why I call goofydoofylucy the "john" of don? Right on. But don't tell others I am calling the john of don a toilet each time I use john. You can keep a secret can'tcha Shuhak? Thank you for your reply and all the other words that are available. I appreciate it! :)
Oh, I already figured that out. :) However, he's not a place where to take a dump, rather he's the one taking a dump on all of us (he's the pigeon and we're the statue).
((hugs)) I shudda known! Apologies for underestimating your perspicacity m 'dear. I shall not make that mistake again! I'm not so sure that I agree with thee though. Can't he be both the guy taking the dump and the stinky pot? He is two-faced which means he is the two-headed man. If he is in fact schizophrenic one half of him is the john and the other half is the vulture who craps. What bird is the biggest? The biggest bird would be full of the most crap right? We know that dotard don is obese. Draw your own conclusions. I say he is both the crapper and the pot. Possible? Thank you for your reply. For some reason I am reminded of a fairy tale. I think the author was Oscar Wilde but I'm not positive about it. It is called "The nightingale and the rose". I believe a statue is involved somehow. I'm gonna Google it. Odd what things are triggered by other things isn't it? I'm gonna ask. Thank you for your reply Shuhak! :)
Indeedy do he do. In that one area he reigns supreme. So full of it and ejecting it. SIGH. Hold your breath. He stinks. Thank you for your reply Shuhak! :)