Only if you wear this in back of your girlfriend. I'm referring to black unused plastic garbage, trash bin, bag/liner as clothing.
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Would you ever wear black unused plastic garbage, trash, bin bag/liners as clothing to the next Corn Palace Stampede Rodeo held in South Dakota? You might even be their special guest in their parade celebration, sitting on the back of a white convertible wearing your stunning black unused plastic garbage, trash, bin, bag/liners as clothing, while waving that cute half circle wave you usually see the winner of the Miss Pumpkin Patch Pageant do. The town would be so proud of you that it almost bring dew to my eyes.
