You knew you'd get a pardon! As long as it was a FEDERAL CRIME and not civil or state-related. In those cases a prez pardon bears no weight, has no effect, is useless.
So ya got all the big bucks you'd ever need. You can do whatever criminally outlandish thing you can think of doing knowing you will be pardoned.
What would you buy FIRST and what would you do FIRST? Why?