Ayn Rand was a GURU (greed is good). L. Ron Hubbard was a GURU(if scifi fantasy turns you on). Gandhi too(peaceful resistance).Martin Luther King, Jr. (we shall overcome). I guess Jesus is a GURU too(what you do to the least of mine you do to me). So is the current Oval office inhabitant apparently( believeth in me as I am the source of all truth). Which GURU is full of voodoo hoodo woowoo coocoo googoo poopoo suesue and which GURU isn't? Do YOU have a guru? Whowho?