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What's your best coffee joke?!

Two ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need someone for that. I know exactly what you need - coffee."

Posted - June 28, 2016

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  • 7939

    lol I have one for you.

    Decaf. 

      June 28, 2016 1:06 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Meanie!! That's not even a joke, that's plain evil!! >:-[
      June 28, 2016 1:11 AM MDT
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  • I was going to say a crime against nature .. decaf is like foreplay with no end play lol

      June 28, 2016 1:40 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    It's like no play at all!! It's like wrapping and no present inside it!! Grrrrr. Definitely a crime!!
      June 28, 2016 1:42 AM MDT
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  • Not a joke but I once read this description when a woman was asked how she liked her coffee ... it's always stayed with me ... she replied "as strong as love, as sweet as a kiss and as black as sin" ..

      June 28, 2016 1:43 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    I'll take one of those, please... ;-)
      June 28, 2016 1:44 AM MDT
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  • It is rather sensual, n'est pas?
    :)
      June 28, 2016 3:38 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oui. :-)
      June 28, 2016 5:50 AM MDT
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  • ... and I think we've just reached my limit with that language :)

      June 28, 2016 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 2

    well this site is lame too wow

      June 28, 2016 6:11 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    French can be spoken in many fashions. ;-)
      June 28, 2016 6:28 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Do we know each other? You should complain to management instead of inside a coffee question. Feel free to add your joke or leave it. Take good care.
      June 28, 2016 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Who's Joe?
      June 28, 2016 6:59 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Yeah!
    __
      June 28, 2016 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    :-)
      June 28, 2016 9:59 AM MDT
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