Two ladies talk and one of them says:
"I want to meet someone who can make me feel strong, full of energy, and able to take on the world."
The other lady replies: "You don't need someone for that. I know exactly what you need - coffee."
lol I have one for you.
Decaf.
I was going to say a crime against nature .. decaf is like foreplay with no end play lol
Not a joke but I once read this description when a woman was asked how she liked her coffee ... it's always stayed with me ... she replied "as strong as love, as sweet as a kiss and as black as sin" ..
... and I think we've just reached my limit with that language :)
well this site is lame too wow