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Bez

Do your neighbours make a noise that sounds like two elephants riding round on a motorbike while a seal bangs a kipper on the table?

What do you think they are doing to make a noise like that?

Posted - August 20, 2016

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  • 2515
    I can't say I heard such noises. It's pretty quiet around here. Lol!
      August 20, 2016 7:57 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Don't you even get poltergoosts where you live, Marguerite? Lol:)

      August 20, 2016 8:00 AM MDT
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  • I can't even see my neighbors. I'm a lucky guy

      August 20, 2016 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 5
    Obviously clapping their heads with toothless dentures while hanging from their inversion table. Damn rednecks never know when they need to fess up or simmer down until it's too late for dinner but never too early for dessert.
      August 20, 2016 11:31 AM MDT
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  • 5835

    Well, it is entirely possible to have two elephants riding round on a motorbike while a seal bangs a kipper on the table. Although I have no idea what that would sound like. The trash truck picking up the dumpster makes more noise than anything else in this neighborhood. And the neighbor's car alarm is the most annoying sound.

      August 20, 2016 4:10 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    You don't have to see the neighbours to hear their noises coming through the wall. The phrase "walls have ears" isn't meaningless nonsense, you know. Lol:)

      August 20, 2016 8:35 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Now why didn't I think of that? There I was thinking it was two elephants riding round on a motorbike while a seal was banging a kipper on the table, when all the time it was the neighbours clapping their heads with toothless dentures while hanging from their inversion table. Silly me, I should have guessed it was the neighbours clapping their heads with toothless dentures while hanging from their inversion table. It's so obvious now! Lol:)

    By the way, what did that seal mean when it spoke to that elephant while brandishing a kipper, saying "What is it now, Ralph!"?

      August 20, 2016 8:39 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    I take it you don't have any Green Day in your CD collection, Jewels. Lol:)

      August 20, 2016 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 5835

    Are your neighbors Irish?

      August 21, 2016 12:25 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    It's funny you should say that, Jewels. One of the neighbours did tell me he was Irish. I said "Oh, really?" and he replied "No, O'Riley". Lol:)

      August 21, 2016 6:38 AM MDT
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  • My neighbors are literally almost 1/4 mile away.

    If I can hear them, then "Houston, we have a problem"

      August 21, 2016 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 304
    Sorry andy we'll keep it down next time.
      August 21, 2016 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    My area is so quiet you can hear a pin drop. 

      August 21, 2016 8:59 AM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Good grief, how big are your gardens? There must be room for a zoo in there. Lol:)

      August 21, 2016 4:00 PM MDT
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  • Bez

    2148

    Lol:)

      August 21, 2016 4:01 PM MDT
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