They actually have the nerve to punish you if you try and work on this plan.
Yay! Congratulations!
Awwww such a wonderful sweet smile.
Yeah, that's the American way! Pfft!
Congrats, and here's hoping you can either stay poor and/or sick enough to get healthcare or become wealthy enough to afford healthcare. Being stuck with healthcare you can't afford to use really sucks balls! : (
What kind of insurance did you get?