Wonder if his nails are clean if he washes behind his ears if he brushes his teeth if he takes showers and always smells oh-so-swell? He has to know what CLEAN is in order to call other people DIRTY right? Or he should. He should write a book about cleanliness as a guide for those of us who aren't as squeaky clean as he is. It would prolly be a BEST-SELLER Would you buy it?