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Benedict Arnold

How would you prepare a potato for a nuclear war? Or a zombie invasion? Pretty much the same thing.

Posted - January 12, 2019
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  • 7789
    For a nuclear war, just hold the potato outside and let the nuke take care of the rest. As for a zombie invasion, who's going to have time to eat a potato when you're running from zombies 24/7.
      January 12, 2019 7:34 PM MST
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  • Oh yeah... I guess the nuke could cook the potato for you, good point , zack :) but I think you might want to have a tasty prepared potato to offer to the zombies to distract them from eating your brain? Might work. 
      January 12, 2019 7:37 PM MST
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  • 976
    I would hide it in the basement until it grew eyes or I would wrap it in foil and give it vampire teeth to scare away the zombies.
      January 12, 2019 7:39 PM MST
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  • I think that’s a great idea. I’m going to wrap some potatoes tonight and put them in the basement,  to prepare for the inevitable. 
      January 12, 2019 7:41 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Pour some of this on it;

      January 12, 2019 8:59 PM MST
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  • Should work :)
      January 12, 2019 9:23 PM MST
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  • mash it, eat it, fuel for battle 
      January 12, 2019 9:24 PM MST
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  • That‘s very gangsta‘ of you. I like it. 
      January 12, 2019 9:32 PM MST
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  • Definitely do not cook it.  I'd freeze up a bunch of raw ones to load up in my VampireZombie Bazooka.  It's the only thing that works, trust me. I speak from experience.   That, and scotch tape of course.
      January 12, 2019 10:21 PM MST
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  • Well I hope you can find your way to the freezer with all that scotch tape on your face! :p 
      January 14, 2019 9:58 AM MST
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  • LOL!!
      January 14, 2019 10:07 AM MST
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  • ;)
      January 14, 2019 10:08 AM MST
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  • 5835
    Take the shovel that you used to dig up the potato and ... uh ... act like you know something to do!

      January 13, 2019 6:07 AM MST
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  • Shovel? can I do something with the plastic bag I used to carry the potatoes home from the goricery store instead?

      January 14, 2019 10:00 AM MST
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  • 5835
    No dear. Plastic bags kill things, and zombies are already dead. You have to chop parts off.
      January 14, 2019 1:13 PM MST
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  • I’ll use a potato peeler then.
      January 14, 2019 1:50 PM MST
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