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You are thinking about cutting all your hair off.
you picked six of the seven drawn lottery numbers!?!
you failed a test by one point?!?
you run out of gas with a station in sight?!?
...you're abducted by aliens and subsequently banned from the mothership for being too dumb to probe???
...during an unexpected visit to your house, you accidentally offer the family preacher one of the "special" brownies???
That would be fun to do with a JW.
Oh, that reminds me!
Don't you just hate it when...
...upon exiting the bathroom, your 5 year old mistakes the bicycle-riding Mormons you just turned away from the front door for the FedEx man coming to pick up his broken game controller and proceeds to chase them down the street in nothing but his underwear screaming: "Wait, you forgot my package! Come get my package! Please, come get my package!!!"
...you bring 25 Mickey Mouse shaped balloons to a toddler's birthday party, but after blowing them up, the children are playing among what look more like 50 semi-inflated breasts.
I'm surprised at how few responses there are here. I could literally do this all day. lol It's actually somewhat therapeutic.
a straight guy with a nice ass won't let you touch it, just touch, nothing else?????????
LOL
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