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Do you like puppy dogs?
You've already been invited and there isn't a red carpet long enough, so I'm not sure what you're waiting for. :p
no; we're all full up. thanks.
No. However, I can offer you a rental.
Sure. Four requirements:
1) You must be a biologically female human being between the years 20 and 40 and weigh between 100 and 185 lbs.
2) You must be physically, intellectually, emotionally and psychologically strong and be willing to have high-intensity sex at a moment's notice.
3) You must be financially self-supporting.
4) My wife must approve. :-)
(Note: being fairly proficient at pulling a plow is a plus. :-))
Yes. Medium rare, please. :-)
One out of four ain't bad.
You would probably toss me the first time I said no.
Sorry.....but, no.
ha!
Yes. Rent is $5000/month.
Only if you don't hog the covers. I just have the one bed.
I already burn through booze fast enough. Sorry.
Do you have money?
Come on over.
LOL
All it takes is one patsy.
Well I generally cook things well for them, but as they aren't picky, if you prefer to be served medium rare...who am I to argue?
