Canned script. Canned ideology. Canned reactionary. Canned inflammatory. Canned petrified mummified deified. Canned at the factory by liars to get the utmost rise out of the consumers. Filled with odds and ends of inedible things whose names are too disgusting to mention. You just pull a can off the shelf open it up spread it around and pretend it's just mahvelous dollink mahvelous mahvelous which it NEVER is but in the eye of the beholder buyer it's what rocks their world and they simplly cannot get enough of it..