Anybody want to fight me? I’m feeling a bit left out here today -_-

I know you would have. I’m too tired fight today. One day we should have an online love affair then a scandalous breakup. Breakup has to be your fault though so eveyone loves me and hates your guts. That sounds like fun for me.   

I'd be too ashamed to stay once everyone found out I was liking someone else's posts more than yours and frequently exchanging gif comments with another woman. 

you should be ashamed...you’ll have more to worry about than rabbit soup if that happens.